Monday, January 25, 2010

Unfinished: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters


Title: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
Author: Ben H. Winters and Jane Austen
ISBN:  1594744424
Pages: 320
Release Date: September 15th 2009 
Publisher: Quirk Books
Genre: Fiction
Source: FSB Media
Rating: Unfinished



From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? This masterful portrait of Regency England blends Jane Austen’s biting social commentary with ultraviolent depictions of sea monsters biting. It’s survival of the fittest—and only the swiftest swimmers will find true love!

Review:

Sadly, I just could not get into this book. I really, really wanted to like it because I love Jane Austen, I love Sense and Sensibility and I love silliness mixed into normally non-silly things. But by trying to read this book I discovered something about myself. I'm a purist. I do not like to see Jane Austen messed with! Jane Austen is one of the finest authors of all time and she was a master of the English language. Reading her writing is like sipping English tea from fine bone china. Reading this book was more like sipping Lipton from a coffee mug.

That's not to say that Ben Winters isn't a clever writer. He is. And the silliness of the sea monsters that he throws into Jane's story is funny and entertaining. Maybe if I weren't such a prude about Jane Austen I would have enjoyed it more. I tried my best, but eventually I had to put the book down and admit that I really would rather be reading Sense and Sensibility in it's pure form.

So in all fairness I cannot give a rating to this book since I did not finish it. All I can say is that for those of you who are not prudes, please do pick up this book. You might like it better than the un-silly version by Jane herself!
Sig

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Article: Taking Better Pictures with Your Camera Phone


Here's an article by the authors of a book that is on my To-Read shelf. More and more people are using camera phones to take pictures these days and I thought these tips were rather helpful. Enjoy!

Simple Ways to Make Better Pictures with Your Camera Phone
By Tom Grimm and Michele Grimm,
Authors of The Basic Book of Digital Photography: How to Shoot, Enhance, and Share Your Digital Pictures

As camera phones become more prevalent, they are expected to become as popular for casual photography as regular point-and-shoot digital cameras. Unfortunately, camera phone photos are often poor or mediocre. But that is usually the fault of careless shooters, not the quality of the phone's camera.

Here are five simple ways to instantly help you make better pictures with your camera phone. Professional photographers Michele and Tom Grimm offer these and many more tips in their brand-new handbook, The Basic Book of Digital Photography.

1) Keep the Camera Phone Steady. Many cell phones are small, lightweight, and awkward to hold for shooting. In order to prevent blurred pictures, use both hands and brace your arms against your body. For additional support, lean against something solid, such as a tree or a wall. A common problem is the delay after you press the shutter release until the camera fires, so remember to remain motionless until you are certain the shutter has opened and closed.

2) Get Close to Your Subjects. Move closer physically, or adjust an optical zoom lens (if available) toward its telephoto setting. Note that shooting close up at a wide-angle setting can distort your subjects, which is particularly unflattering for people. Do not use a digital zoom function; it only enlarges the pixels in a picture, which degrades the image.

3) Make Sure Your Subjects are in Good Light. That way your pictures will show the most detail. Beware of harsh sunlight that creates dark shadows and high contrast in phone photos. If available, use the built-in light or flash even in daylight to give more clarity to your subject. Or, when indoors, turn on more lights if you can. Try to avoid backlighted subjects, unless you want them to turn out as silhouettes.

4) Keep the Lens Clean. Most lenses are protected only by a see-through plastic or glass cover, which can quickly get dirty when carrying your camera phone in a pocket or purse. Also, the lens is quite small, so dust or finger smudges will be more evident in your pictures. Wipe the lens gently with a microfiber cleaning cloth designed for regular camera lenses or eyeglasses.

5) Always Shoot at the Highest Image Quality. The names of the quality settings vary with the phone manufacturer. For example, the choices might be called: high, medium, low; or super fine, fine, normal; check your phone's user guide. Image files are automatically compressed to save space in the phone's internal memory or on a removable memory card; the higher the image quality you set, the less compression.

You'll also find settings for image resolution, which may be called image size. We recommend you always select the highest resolution, especially if you expect to print your photos. The higher the resolution, the larger the picture will be displayed on a computer or television screen. Also, more detail will show in the image. Image resolution/image size in some camera phones ranges from 320x240 pixels (low) to 1600x1200 pixels (high).

By the way, do not confuse image resolution with the resolution of the image sensor in a camera phone, which is expressed in megapixels, abbreviated MP. Little attention is paid to image sensors and their maximum megapixels (MP) in camera phones, but higher-end models range from 5 MP to as many as 10 MP.

If you are serious about getting quality photos and are buying a new camera phone, look for a model with high-resolution capability, autofocus, an optical zoom lens, built-in flash, and a large LCD screen to compose and review the images. For the most versatility, the camera phone should also have a slot that accepts a removable memory card. As you might expect, top-end camera phones can be expensive and often cost more than regular non-SLR digital cameras.

Most user guides for mobile phones have minimal information and instructions for the camera, but read carefully to learn as much as you can about its various features, as well as any limitations. For example, most camera phones can be set to shoot in black-and-white or old-time sepia tones rather than color.

Try out all the different settings by shooting practice photos, and then analyze the results. It is worth the time to become familiar with the camera operation so you won't be fumbling with the phone and pressing the wrong buttons when a photo opportunity suddenly appears.Photos you make with a camera phone are automatically saved in the JPEG (.jpg) image file format. They can be viewed on the phone's LCD screen as a group of thumbnail photos or as larger individual images. On the screen, you can select images to delete, or to send to another mobile phone, a Web site, desktop printer, photo kiosk, or computer.

Camera phones with WiFi, Bluetooth or IrDA (infrared) technology make it easy to download images to a wireless-enabled computer or printer, or to a photo kiosk that makes prints. Some phones have a port to plug in a cable that connects to your computer to download the image files. Of course, if your camera phone has a removable memory card, it can be inserted into a memory card reader that is built in or connected to your computer.

However, you probably will be sending most images from your camera phone directly to another mobile phone or to a Web site or in E-mails. The fees to transmit image data from a camera phone can add up quickly. If you shoot and send many photos, we suggest you buy an unlimited media package from your mobile phone service provider in order to save money.

Finally, as with any camera you use, remember to be respectful of your photographic subjects and situations. Despite the temptation, don't take voyeuristic photos or use your camera phone in places where photography is prohibited, as in health club dressing rooms, and many museums, theaters and concert halls.

©2009 Tom Grimm and Michele Grimm, authors of The Basic Book of Digital Photography: How to Shoot, Enhance, and Share Your Digital Pictures

Author Bios
Tom Grimm and Michele Grimm, authors of The Basic Book of Digital Photography: How to Shoot, Enhance, and Share Your Digital Pictures, are a husband-and-wife photojournalism team who have spent nearly four decades traveling the globe; the couple has visited every continent and more than 130 countries in search of the perfect photographic image. Their photographs and articles have been published worldwide in magazines and newspapers and on the Internet. The Grimms are authors and illustrators of thirteen adult and children's books.

Sig

Friday, January 1, 2010

New Button Is Up!

The 2010 Busy Bookworm Challenge button is up and available for you to use on your blog (cut and paste button code on the sidebar to the right)! Have at it and let me know if you have any problems!

Happy reading!
Sig

2010 Busy Bookworm Challenge: Let's Get Started!


Happy New Year!!!

I hope you had a wonderful New Year celebration last night! I sure did. And what a better way to start off the new year than to get started on the 2010 Busy Bookworm Challenge!

A couple of weeks ago I asked you all to vote on the 2010 Challenge button and your choice of button was option number 3 (pictured above). Thanks to all who voted and I hope you all like our new button! Be sure to display it proudly on your own blog!

As a reminder, the Busy Bookworm Challenge is aimed at challenging you to pinpoint the books that you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, MUST READ before the end of 2010. With that in mind, here are the rules:

  1. Make a list of 12-24 books (1-2 books per month, depending on your schedule) of the books that you simply cannot fathom NOT reading. Like, you will cry like a little girl if you can't read these books. (The books on your list can be books for other challenges in which you may be participating.)
  2. Feel free to leave space on the list for books not yet released, or make the list longer if you feel you have the time and energy to commit to these books.
  3. BONUS: Split the list up by which books you plan to read in each month. Get creative: read summery, beach-y books in the summer months or wintery, Christmas-y themed books during the holidays.
  4. Post your list on your blog with the 2010 Busy Bookworm Challenge button, and then sign up for the Challenge by commenting here with a link to your list on your blog.
  5. After you've read your designated MOST IMPORTANT books, write a review and share just how wonderful your book was with the rest of us!
So, are you ready to get started? Me too! This is my 2010 Challenge List:
  1. The Lightening Thief by Rick Riordan
  2. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
  3. Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick
  4. Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford
  5. The Princess Bride by William Goldman
  6. The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness
  7. The House at Riverton by Kate Morton
  8. Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger
  9. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
  10. The Leaf by Jo-Ann M. Rodriguez
  11. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  12. The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein
I think I'm going to start with twelve books and then add onto the list throughout the year. I'm looking forward to getting started on my new list!

Happy reading!
Sig